Never trust a man who claims to be straight yet is terrified of the female breast and can't win an election against a DEAD MAN!!
There was a scene in The Simpsons where the kids attended a stock footage film festival. Now, in a curious fashion, that dream has come to life with this interesting film festival. Stock footage is sent out to filmmakers who register, and new short films are made from that footage to be displayed at the festival.
The 911 call was more dreamlike than the event playing out before her. The voice, heavy in accent, slurred like syrup to her ears. She went back to him with cold wet rags and wrapped his wrists. He was coming out of it now, realizing the gravity of the moment. By the time the ambulance came, its medics moving far too slowly to be real, the gashes were already closing.
All on his birthday too.